The Correct Way to Stop A Criminal

The Spanish police should teach classes on the proper way to stop a criminal.

Lose Weight with Microsoft Excel!

I love Microsoft Excel. Excel is far and away my favorite application. It has recently helped me lose over 30 pounds.


Dear Sony Pictures: 2012 sucked. Bad. Please do refund me 158 minutes of my life back. Thanks you in advance for your help with this matter. Sincerely, Marktastic

Woot Stuff for sale – including a Woot Bucket!

A while back, I got a Bag of Crap from Woot. It included a limited edition (1634 of 2000) Woot Bucket. I have not found a good use for this beautiful bucket in the year or so that I’ve had it, so I’m selling it and a few other Woot collectibles. If you would like […]

Photo Fun – Four More Great & Hilarious Photo Sharing Sites

Recently, I mentioned Awkward Family Photos and Photobomb. Since then, I’ve found a couple more great sites chock full of hilarity. These wonderful sites also provide an RSS feed so you can subscribe using your favorite reader. People of Wal-Mart

A Disappointing Start to “So You Think You Can Dance” Season 6

I’m a fan of So You Think You Can Dance on Fox. I’ve posted before about my favorite routine on the show. And I was extremely happy to hear that season 6 of SYTYCD would be on this fall; no more waiting until summer for the next season. The one good thing about tonight was […]

Appreciate the Nerds in Your Life: Sys Admin Day

Computers have made your life easier. But they wouldn’t work without nerds. Today is the day that you thank the nerd in your life for saving your bacon and for keeping your computer running. Gifts of food, technology and cash are of course welcome and encouraged.

Photo Fun – Two Great & Hilarious Photo Sharing Sites

Everyone has starred in a bad picture or two over the course of time. Leave it to the Internet to provide a place to share those embarrasments with the rest of the world. I present to you two of the greatest uses of the Internet that I’ve seen in the last 13 days. Awkward Family […]

The Declaration of Independence

Prosper & Lending Club Referral

AND Tired of a bank that pays you less than 1% APY on your hard-earned cash? Consider peer-to-peer lending. I’ve used both Prosper & Lending Club in recent times and am happy with both. You get WAY better returns (currently 10%+), with slightly more risk, but why let your money just sit there put it […]